The safest place in Scotland
(Source: everythingweird.com)
Highland Wet Dreams
A Scotsman was taking a snooze,
That was hastened by the drinking of booze,
Was enjoying his sleep
And dreams of his sheep,
But woke up with his kilt full of ooze.
Little Blue Pill To The Rescue
A man was saved from the Falls of Niagara
By downing his whole bottle of Viagra
His super hard cock
Got wedged in a rock
But he now suffers from traumatic Myalgia
